Green, weird, and surprisingly hard to put down. The Alien Face Squishy leans into the "chaotic cute" energy this store was built for — soft silicone with a face that goes full unhinged every time you squeeze it. Very on brand.
Soft silicone construction — smooth squeeze with full rebound
Alien face design — changes expression as you press it
5 variants — male, female, pairs, and more
Great for stress, anxiety, boredom, and anyone who feels like an alien most of the time
Reusable, satisfying, deeply unserious. Get two — give one to someone who needs it.
